Tuesday, May 19, 2009

DSM plus a pinch of sugar cooked for 10 minutes at 85 degrees makes some DIN

micquelle: hey stranger

Amie: howd you get online? does the corp have a hole in the ole fire wall?

micquelle: oh we don't care about that shiz here

micquelle: i have everything

micquelle: rhapsody, pandora, FB, YIM, trIlion, itunes...

micquelle: however, currently I'm unable to login to the server, can't print to the color machine and have to reboot to fix a license recovery bug in my INDD. Nice.

Amie: huh? that is why you're never on IM?

Amie: i never see you

micquelle: i'm on every day

micquelle: s. and i use it here in the office

micquelle: it auto boots when i turn on my machine

Amie: so why don't i ever see you? that is weird

Amie: you're not on my list

Amie: micquelle

Amie: do you think i'm insane

micquelle: maybe

micquelle: send me another request

Amie: for sanity

Amie: may I have sanity?

Amie: i think i have you added now

Amie: i meant the insane thing for reals

micquelle: oh, well, i don't know. i bought a DSM over the weekend at an estate sale...we can check

Amie: what is a DSM

Amie: is that a time machine

micquelle: yeah. a time machine. and i'm still here? i don't think so.

Amie: i'm hot today

micquelle: It is the bible of diagnosis for the psychiatric profession

micquelle: me, too. i'm never going to make it through summer. i thought i was going to self-imolate yesterday

Amie: self imolate?

Amie: does the DSM have quizzes

micquelle: how about spontaneously combust? kind a the same thing.

micquelle: no quizzes.

micquelle: that's Psychiatry for Dummies.

Amie: okay, i just looked up self immolate

Amie: i can't breath

Amie: i'm laughing

Amie: too hard

Amie: can't type

micquelle: it wasn't really the right phrase, but you get the idea.

micquelle: hey, wanna be on the PR committee for Juvenile Diabetes Foundation?

Amie: sure

Amie: i like sugar

Amie: it's all i've eaten so far today

Amie: apple sauce and OJ

micquelle: really?

Amie: really

micquelle: i'll let them know.

Amie: about my menu for the day, or that i'll be on the club

micquelle: the club

micquelle: board

micquelle: whatever

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